Andy McKee: Art of Motion (2005)

CANdYRAT records

1. “Art of Motion” – 3:25
2. “When She Cries” – 3:35
3. “Drifting” – 3:11
4. “For My Father” – 3:55
5. “Practice is Perfect” – 2:59
6. “Shanghai” – 4:14
7. “Into the Ocean” – 3:52
8. “Nocturne” – 3:13
9. “Heather’s Song” – 3:24
10. “Samus’ Stardrive” – 2:41
11. “Keys to the Hovercar” – 3:48
12. “Rylynn” – 5:13

I wanna just start this off by saying that Andy McKee sucks at life! (Mainly because he’s a Obama supporter…heh) Now, with all trolling being said, this is a great CD, complete with enough fingerstyle technique to shoot fireworks out of your computer speakers and lightning from your body’s orifices.

Andy McKee isn’t your ordinary fingerstyle guitarist. Besides citing influences such as Michael Hedges and Tommy Emmanuel, he lists Iron Maiden, Bjork and Dream Theater as some of his favorites, and it does show through the poppy nuances, the subtle use of heavy power-chording (see “Drifting” for an example), and the very progressive-esque flow of ideas his songs generate. But with all these good aspects being analyzed, I want to provide a rebuttal against myself, because no article is perfect without a healthy dose of obnoxiousness (see: The O’ Reilly Factor).

In the academic guitar world, fingerstyle steel-string guitarists generally are known as hokey, mainly because they doodle around until they find something that sounds nice and overly-cheesy, paying no particular heed to the idealized aspects of contrapuntal harmony. Let’s face it, we all gotta get paid, son. Now I’m not going to claim that all of the material on this CD was found this way, as I feel that a lot of emotion can be found in his playing, but I know for a fact that he doesn’t always have a meaning behind his songs; one example of this would be Heather’s Song, which he stated that he just wrote it randomly, and later just named it because his sister, Heather, randomly asked him to name it after her. I want to make it clear that this does NOT discount his ability as a musician/guitarist/composer. The guy’s great; I’ve already learned and have performed some of his material (which should show that I respect Andy a great deal), and I really envy the guy’s tone, dynamic/timbre control, and overall finesse about his instrument. I just want to discuss issues at hand that peeve the crap out of me regarding the purpose of composed music (I personally feel that this is even more true for his latest CD, Gates of Gnomeria. Maybe it’s an acquired taste, (it’s a great cd) but I feel like it’s harder to receive anything substantial when I listen to that cd). I do feel that most of the music on this CD sounds true to what it was made for— this feels especially true of several songs like Rylynn or Samus Stardrive. Music is supposed to convey a story, deliver a meaning, something! Don’t make an album with 15 tracks where 4 of the tracks are filler; make an 11 track album, and don’t make music that’s useless— Fergie does that crap enough as it is.

I feel similarly inclined with the purpose of a lot of contemporary jazz standards that are written without the thought of a meaning behind the song. This is mostly in relationship to songs written by jazzers without a substantial inspiration and meaning, or lyrics to serve a meaning on a silver platter for the audience. A lot of jazz tunes were definitely written for the sole purpose of soloing (e.g.: think “Blue Trane”), as songwriters wanted a quick and painless head (main melody) just so that they can get to the soloing quickly. If you didn’t know this and consider yourself a jazz aficionado, take a jazz appreciation class, please.

Personally, I would think it would be hard to address this topic since I didn’t specify any particular musicians or songs—I just want to provide food for thought. Ingest this and provide your thoughts on the matter; my inclination does not affect my affinity for the music, as I still enjoy a good melody line, a good showcase of musicality or technique, or a good solo. Again, I just wanted to bring something I’ve thought about for a while to light.

Just to stem possible flamers from saying stupid arguments such as “Why don’t you write a better cd?” or something to that degree, I wanna state that: (1) I definitely admit that the guy is an amazingly technically proficient player, to the degree that I could only hope to get that far, (2) I never interviewed the guy, so my article is based on whatever information I could get on this guy, as well as just listening intently to his CD, and (3) why don’t you attack the premise and not the philosopher? Prove me wrong, don’t mudsling–politicians (*cough* Obama †) do it enough as it already is.

† Check up on the “Bush-McCain foreign policy.” I’m not a hardcore McCain follower, I don’t even care much for the McCain, but Obama’s statements are ridiculous. lol whatever.

So anyway, enough of my BS, I’ll start reviewing like I’m supposed to do (otherwise Stephen will probably have a fit). For your benefit, I’m going to add a YouTube video of each song I can possibly put, since Andy’s done one for almost all the tunes on this CD.

The album starts off with an amazingly hip tune called “Art of Motion.” This tune is probably one of my favorite pieces in the album. Now, this is a piece that definitely provides a staunch contrast to what I was stating in my little prologue. Let me provide Andy’s own words, written on the album booklet, regarding this fine piece:

“A song about energy and movement. I was having a hard time coming up with a name (as I often do) until an audience member offered the name of her ballet school … Perfect!”

Now, although I find this whole situation pretentious (including myself), I want to state that this song has soul. There’s something about the contrapuntal melodies and harmonies and inner voices and rhythms that can catch a person off guard, forcing one to bob his head back and forth like a down-syndrome-maligned fowl (if this even exists), regardless of music education. If you don’t have time to listen to the full CD, this better be one of the tracks you listen to (and it’s track 1, I mean, c’mon!).

The next tune on the list is “When She Cries.” Personally, I enjoy the song’s theme, as it is a fulfilling statement in relationship to the title. Also, I really enjoy how proficient he is at using his left hand as a capo and tapping with his right hand; his right hand technique is so precise and powerful that his tone/timbre doesn’t make a significant change. What I do want to say is that I personally feel that his tremolo bridge section is a bit out of place stylistically with the rest of the song. This is where that “progressive” stream-of-consciousness composing can sometimes irk me; if I was to analyze it like that, I would compare this consciousness to a person with attention-deficit disorder. I’ve seen something similar by world-class steel-string virtuoso Michael Chapdelaine, in his instrumental rendition of Extreme’s “More Than Words”, and even then, his facial expression clearly brought out that it was a sort of musical jest. Here’s a video of that by the way:

Oh well. I give up. Going forward…

“Drifting.” Considerably speaking, this song is the main reason why anyone knows Andy McKee. Achieving over 14,000,000 hits on YouTube alone, it was the top music video on YouTube for a considerable amount of time, and is still among the highest ever rated. I don’t really need to say this, but it’s a badass work-of-art. Inspired by the great Dr. Preston Reed, his technique is very to-the-style, having his left hand play on top of the fingerboard. Just watch the damn video.

Coming fourth on the tracklist is the song “For My Father.” A simpler tune than the rest, I can really feel some laidback but strong emotion in this piece. Through his use of slight swing like a normal country/folk tune, and a low dynamic contrast, it develops into a sonic portrait Andy paints of an old-fashioned, but noble individual. He tends to stay in a pentatonic tonality, sometimes branching out to hit the rest of the major tones from time to time. This becomes a tool in helping keep the emotion from being overbearingly sad or happy, but rather in a sort of limbo. Be intent when listening to this one and try to receive something positive from it.

The next piece is…well it’s not important enough obviously to get a YouTube video. Don’t even worry about it.

J/k. “Practice is Perfect” is an alright piece. I feel of it more or less like a doodle. But I guess that was intentional? -_-;;. The tune right after it seems similar in design; it’s called “Shanghai,” and one would think it has something to do with China, but it sounds so contemporary American.

“On the last day of my tour in China, I was sitting in my hotel room in Shanghai and this tune pretty much jumped right out of the guitar with little effort on my part. Shanghai is a beautiful, modern town with some amazing architecture and wonderful sights, but I couldn’t help but start to feel a bit homesick.” – Andy McKee on Shanghai (found in the cd booklet)

I just can’t help but feel that such a song lacks substance. In fact, bits and pieces remind me of this bluegrass rendition of “The Saga of Harrison Crabfeathers” by Steve Kuhn wrote, that Chris Thile of Nickel Creek and Mike Marshall performed. HUH. Stylistically speaking, it had nothing to do with China. For one thing, Chinese music makes use of stringed zithers (of all sizes), which make use of lots of quick bending and vibrato, but not much sliding as all as it consists of a movable bridge per string. I’m probably going waaaaaaay too far in left field with this, but my OCD’s kicking in, saying why couldn’t it be named more aptly? Like “Feeling Homesick,” “Thoughts of Home from Shanghai,” or my personal favorite, “Unilaterally Random Doodle Drawn Out Ubiquitously in a Chinese Hotel Room.”

That wouldn’t be artistic though, huh? Whatever.

And after two whatevers, here’s a solid tune. Into the Ocean’s a tune played on a harp guitar, and I love the tone and ambience harp guitars deliver for the same reason why I love multi-stringed guitars (guitars with 7+ strings) — because it provides a new world of resonance and overtones to help you relax your stress away (unless you’re Korn, then you abuse the 7-string electric, a beautiful instrument made possible by Steve Vai, by playing the mostly-absurd numetal). Andy does a great job of accompanying himself with the powerful lower-end of the harp guitar’s bass strings, using droning pedal tones (a musical device he actually frequents in his other songs, just only this is harp guitar…lol =P ) as well as complementing, flowing thematic statements to create a subsequently flowing ambience. Thank you Andy =].

I’m purposely skipping the next two tracks, for reasons you can probably make educated guesses. Great technique and talent though. :shrugs:

The next two songs I’m gonna review as one, mainly because I feel as if “Samus Stardrive” and “Keys to the Hovercar” are sister songs, in that they give the essence of thematic music. I feel like I’m watching a movie, especially with Samus Stardrive. OH MAN. In this song, Andy starts off the piece with a thematic idea using a flurry of harmonics. I swear I feel like I’m whizzing by stars in space right next to Samus. (Of course, being a mutual fanboy of the Metroid series, it’s definitely Zero-Suit Samus. Wait, huh? ) ANYWAY, “Keys to the Hovercar” has something similar, in the use of these heavy, snapped low notes that give me a similar feeling of weightlessness. The rhythm is held in the pocket, something to be expected of someone capable of placing extremely high in the Fingerstyle Guitar Competition of the Canadian Guitar Festival. Guy has leet hax I swear.

“Rylynn.” Before anything else, I want to say that I love this song. I’ve performed this song at gigs, including my end-of-the-semester classical guitar recital— I even made a quirk out of it by sometimes involving another guitarist playing the end artificial harmonic accompaniment on the same guitar as mine. It’s a cool gimmick— it really gets people excited— and I got the picture to prove it (which is btw courtesy of our very own Stephen Kim):

(The guitarist above me is Adrian Gomez, quite a talented player btw)

Rylynn is definitely a song of the ages. Andy composed this song in loving memory of Rylynn Coffman, and if you listen to this song, you will truly experience a weakening of the knees. The song accentuates a tone of mixed feelings, of love and sorrow from the tumultuous events surrounding the death of a loved one (I’m inferring from the bridge portion), to the peace she must have felt (incurred during the outro), leaving our world and going on to a better place. I can definitely admit that it is this song that enchained and solidified my respect for Mr. Andy McKee.

A fine guitarist and individual, I’m sure he’ll do many great things with his music. Sure there were things I could pick out, but that was probably my OCD, cynically argumentative nature talking. For your sake and ours, let’s hope Andy makes a hundred more cds like this one, because this one’s a keeper.

Derek’s mostly biased but highly-acclaimed rating of holiness:

€€€ ☺☺☺☺☺ 5/5 Gingerbread Men.€€€

Zero Hour: Dark Deceiver (2008)

Sensory Records

1. Power to Believe – 7:07
2. Dark Deceiver – 3:56
3. Inner Spirit – 12:19
4. Resurrection – 3:18
5. Tendonitis – 1:19
6. The Temple Within – 6:13
7. Lies – 3:20
8. The Passion Of Words – 4:32
9. Severed Angel – 2:37

Zero Hour’s Dark Deceiver is existing and tangible proof that you don’t need to be intelligent in order to call yourself Progressive. The band’s fifth offering, they cannot claim being young and relatively inexperienced as an excuse. The album feels like one huge mess of Power Metal riffage and the like. The songs are relatively indistinguishable from each other, save the track, “Tendonitis”. Despite that, I still find myself crawling back to it. Perhaps it’s my inner fanboy for all things epic, aggressive and just plain Metal, but either way, it somehow manages to stay in my playlist.

I heard of this band through a blog on Dream Theater’s MySpace. They were talking about how they were to be a performer at some San Francisco Prog festival. After a very quick listen on the band’s MySpace, I decided this album might be worth acquiring. The first impression you get is of unorthodox songwriting, freeform song structures, fast playing, and power metal vocals. You will be impressed before the album sort of sinks in, and you realize exactly what it is.

Every song sort of sounds like the other. You have very strong and crispy distorted guitars repeating a very heavy and aggressive riff backed by the most annoying, pretentious and ostentatious bass in the history of music. Every now and then, the two guitars and bass break into a three way polymelody that derails every song from any kind of logical melodic development, then goes back into another heavy riff, then suddenly drops in dynamic to something soft and melodic to build the song back up.

Now…none of that is bad, per say, but when it’s executed as poorly as it is on this album, there is an obvious problem. The songwriting is not bad; all of the riffs and melodies are catchy, heavy, what have you. The problem is that the way they’re pasted together exudes a lack of cohesion, flow and logical development. Sure, it’s “Progressive”, so it shouldn’t follow orthodox styles or tradition, but there’s a limit before you become another band that tries to be.

I think the entire album could have been saved despite it’s too oddball songwriting if it weren’t for the bassist, Troy Tipton. I have no idea who he is, and I’ve never heard of him before. Despite that, he plays shit on this album like he’s the Yngwie Malsteem of bass and he’s got to prove it. His bass parts have too many notes, and is often simply too fast and too technical for it to fit into the song. Bass is bass. Bass is rhythm. Bass is backing. Especially in a twin guitar band, the bass should not have a lead of it’s own. Then again, maybe it could, and I bet with some decent songwriting, someone could pull it off exceedingly well and completely flip what I just wrote on its ass. Zero Hour, however, does not pull it off.

This comes to a head in the track, “Tendonitis”. It is a 2:19 second solo that begins and ends with an annoying little six-year-old kid being pretentious for Tipton. It is two minutes of pointless bass “shred”. It serves no purpose on the album, except maybe as some kind of a intermission from the relative monotony that is the rest of the album.

The vocal work is pretty decent. The guy has a great power metal voice with a great range. Sometimes, the vocal melody seems a bit counter-intuitive, but I suppose it would have to be when the instruments are written as a-melodically as they often are on this album. It is plainly obvious that the music for the instruments were written before the vocal parts. This is not necessarily a bad thing…but sometimes, the vocals feel like they were thrown in for the sake of having vocals.

The only really notable songs that stuck out to me were the ones that had passages where the bass was somewhat toned down, and the song was allowed more melody and some rational development. “Dark Deceiver”, “Inner Spirit”, “Resurrection” and “Temple Within” are those that were written with some sense, even if they had rather shaky starts.

Now, don’t get me wrong; the musicians on this album have to be more than capable in order to be able to play these songs. However, I am simply saying that they go over the top to the point where my cynicism drives in, and I enjoy these songs much less than I’m sure they meant for me to.

Again, the songs can be fun. Many of the riffs are catchy, and most of the songs develop into better songs farther into the track than at the start. It is decent Progressive Power Metal, I suppose. There is better out there, but if you’re like me, and like to have a wide variety of music of any genre you’re into, and are looking to expand your catalog for the sake of having a bigger catalog, then sure, pick this one up.

It is not a great album. However, it is also not a bad album. I hesitate to call it good, but then again, I suppose there’s a limit to how much I can judge.

Stephen’s mostly inane and irrelevant Rating:

*** 2/5 Stars.

Opeth: Watershed (2008)

Roadrunner Records

1. “Coil” – 3:10
2. “Heir Apparent” – 8:50
3. “The Lotus Eater” – 8:50
4. “Burden” – 7:41
5. “Porcelain Heart” (Åkerfeldt, Åkesson) – 8:00
6. “Hessian Peel” – 11:25
7. “Hex Omega” – 7:00

I cannot lie. I am a huge Opeth fan. In fact, I would go so far as to say they are among my very top favorite bands of all time. And so I write and put up this review the very day their latest offering comes out in the US.

Opeth is quite unlike any other band out there, I think. I would classify them under Progressive Metal (if genre classification counts for anything), but they are not like most bands that would get grouped together with them. They are known for their rather maximalist songwriting style and for never really following trends in music. Song lengths often exceed ten minutes in length, and albums last for more than an hour. Within those ten minutes, they explore whatever song idea is presented fully, leaving nothing behind and nothing left out. Watershed, however, is a slightly different take on Opeth as a whole.

This is the first album since nearly the inception of the band to not feature Peter Lindgren and Martin Lopez on guitar and drums respectively. While I’d nearly cried when I first heard that announcement, Fredrik Åkesson and Martin Axenrot are great additions to the band that have both contributed to shaping Opeth’s ever developing sound.

Watershed overall is a very different album when compared to the rest of their catalog. The album is a concept album; if I recall correctly (there isn’t much on this floating around), the album was written with a focus on the darker tendencies of man and the darker aspects of the human mind. Either way, when you listen through the album, the songs are quite diverse. Some are heavier, others more epic, or brutal, or melodic or even calming. Each song is unique and feels like an individual vignette into a different idea or concept. Splendid song writing and overall album composition, in my honest opinion.

And as thus, every song deserves a closer look.

The album opens up with the shorter song, “Coil”, clocking in at 3:10. This is a very short, pleasant song featuring epic-sounding acoustic guitar and Per Wiberg’s new keyboard samples. Nathalie Lorichs, a progressive singer local to Sweden, lends her voice talent on this track. It is a beautiful piece; simple, elegant, emotional and most importantly, sets up the reflective nature of the entire album.

“Heir Apparent” opens up with some soul-ripping and brutal tone in sharp contrast to the soothing previous track. This is the heaviest and most brutal song on the album, and is a throwback to the darker aesthetic found on Opeth’s first two albums. There are no clean vocals to be found here, and while there is a broad dynamic range in the songs (going from intense and heavy riffs to calmer keyboard driven interludes) as is Opeth’s trademark, the song never travels so far so it can be considered “soft” at any point. In addition, we see a Fredrik Åkesson solo in this one. His style shows through quite obviously, and is a sharp contrast to Mikael Åkerfeldt’s. “Heir Apparent” is the headbanging, metal-horns-waving song of the album.

Next, up is “The Lotus Eater”. This is the most energetic song of the album. Not so much like the grating aggression found on the previous track, but simply moves fast, has groove, and lots of fucking energy. It opens up with an odd duet with Mikael Åkerfeldt humming counterpoint with a bassoon…but then opens up with an in-your-face power riff backed up with, of all things, a blast beat from Axe. This was a surprise, as Åkerfeldt once swore to never write blast beats into his music after Heavy Metal had beaten them down to a pulp and then some at that point. However, it fits very well, and it’s nice to see that Opeth are not limiting themselves musically because of others at the expense of themselves. This song features one of the coolest passages I’ve ever heard. After a dramatic drop in speed and mood, the song builds up into this almost funky and jazzy melody, featuring every member of Opeth prominently all at the same time. It must be heard, otherwise you’ll just think I’m spouting off like a fanboy.

The album then takes a breather, and slows down with “Burden”. This is a simpler song, it is fairly straightforward. The style is reminiscent of old classic rock ballads. It is structured similarly to “Coil”, but having three verses (though all sung by Mikael), with a series of solos intermixed in between played by both Mikael and Fredrik. It ends with a clean guitar part, however as the part is repeated, the guitar is slowly de-tuned. It is one of the coolest little tricks (if you can even call it that) I’ve ever heard, and just trips you out.

“Porcelain Heart” is the big epic piece. Rather straightforward in structure as well, it opens with a huge, pounding and epic riff, then suddenly drops down into a softer clean guitar verse. This song has constant dynamic changes, going from the huge and epic to the very intimate. There are surprisingly only clean vocals on this song, considering its length and heaviness. The voicework also features some really cool vocal arrangements obviously influenced from Steven Wilson’s time with them on the Deliverance/Damnation albums. This is a great, powerful song, and is perhaps the most dramatic and epic off of the album. They released a music video for this song as well. The video isn’t bad, but the song was edited to be about half of its original length, and cuts out an entire solo…ridiculous. The song is much better uncut.

The album takes a step back towards the more intimate with “Hessian Peel”. This song opens very soft and relatively slowly, featuring some neat clean guitar playing. It then moves into a more groove-oriented and keyboard dominated section. “Hessian Peel” is perhaps the most like Opeth’s previous work out of the entire album. It is the longest song on the album, clocking in at 11:25. It covers many different musical ideas, and develops and alters itself many times over. You hear some really cool and epic guitar playing, then the song softens and calms in aesthetic. The song then builds up, breaking into a section as heavy and brutal as Opeth has ever done, then proceeds to bounce around and back and forth between many different song styles.

The album ends with “Hex Omega”. This is another ballad-esque song of the epic variety, and is a great album closer. There are no dirty vocals on this one either, and is, in fact, mostly instrumental. It’s a relatively slower song, and caps the entire album with some grand riffs.

This album is a wonderful listen. I suggest, if you have the time, to sit down and start it from the beginning, and listen to it all the way through the end. Every song is quite different, and they all explore something different. If you already know and are a fan of Opeth, you may be thrown off with how short the songs are (still longer than My Arms Your Hearse, but you know what I mean), but just give it a couple listens, and you’ll realize they haven’t lost any of their songwriting edge, but are simply trying different things.

Opeth, starting arguably with Damnation, and even more arguably with Deliverance, moving into Ghost Reveries and now Watershed has been moving away from their Death Metal and Black Metal roots, and more towards their Progressive side. This album is much less “Metal” than their previous offerings, but it will still find a home in the hearts of many a metalhead (perhaps save the bonehead Death Metal idiots).

Opeth has always had a thing for combining beauty in with brutality, and this album is a shining epitome of
how that can be done, and not just done, but done so well, you can feel it, and not just think it.

I highly recommend this album.

Stephen’s mostly inane and irrelevant Rating:

***** 5/5 Stars.

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Steve Vai: Sex & Religion (1993)

Epic Records

1. “An Earth Dweller’s Return” – 1:03
2. “Here & Now” – 4:47
3. “In My Dreams with You” – 5:00
4. “Still My Bleeding Heart” – 6:00
5. “Sex & Religion” – 4:24
6. “Dirty Black Hole” – 4:27
7. “Touching Tongues” – 4:33
8. “State of Grace” – 1:41
9. “Survive” – 4:46
10. “Pig” – 3:36
11. “The Road to Mt. Calvary” – 2:35
12. “Down Deep into the Pain” – 8:01
13. “Rescue Me or Bury Me” – 8:25

I will admit that an album like Sex & Religion is not something I’m used to listening to; and I can assure that the same goes for you. There are not many albums out there quite like this one anymore. It features a star-studded lineup consisting of the great Steve Vai on guitar, Terry fucking Bozio on drums, T.M. Stevens on bass and a younger and lesser known Devin Townsend on vocals. From start to finish, this album is a wonderful showcase of mastery of musicianship, solid and mature songwriting, and, most importantly, good old rock ‘n’ roll.

Steve Vai is inarguably one of the best guitarists in the world, and is one who likes to experiment and try new things. I am not an avid listener of his, but I have dabbled in his work before. This is currently the only full album of his I have in my possession, and was rather surprised, as it was rather unlike anything else I’d heard from him before (before or after the release of this album).

The biggest surprise for me was Devin Townsend lending his talent to this project. This album is by far a throwback to classic and acid rock. I know him only from his much heavier and darker work with Strapping Young Lad and The Devin Townsend Band and the like. His voice is an unexpected, but in the end, works out very well.

The album opens up with a short intro song. It sounds epic and rather spacey…sort of trademark Vai. The opening track, “Here & Now” is like how any opening track should be: full of energy and just plain rockin’. It has that sort of Rock Out With Your Cock Out vibe to it. From there, Vai explores the three piece rock band with guitar leads, bass rhythms and drums. “In My Dreams With You” follows similarly, followed by a slower and more emotional “Still My Bleeding Heart”, which ends with a voice and drum solo by Townsend and Bozio. Fun stuff. Not exactly what you’d expect.

The title track, “Sex & Religion” is an anthem-esque song, featuring a catchy chorus and a fun everyman kind of riff without coming off as poppy. The songs in general are fairly standard in composition. They all for the most part feature the intro-verse-chorus-verse-chorus-redevelopment-chorus-end writing. However, the technical intensity and often manic energy of the songs still makes this a true blue Vai album, I guess. When you think “Vai album”, you come to expect these kinds of things.

“Dirty Black Hole” marks the end of the first part of the album, the last in a series of faster, heavier songs, with this last one being the fastest, in my opinion. From there, the album takes a short breather with the wonderful “Touching Tongues”, an instrumental guitar-oriented song. This is personally my favorite off the album, and when I don’t have time to listen through the whole album, I’ll skip to this fun and rather aesthetically optimistic tune. It is followed up by “State of Grace”, another instrumental track going for a Middle-Eastern aesthetic.

Immediately after the song ends, we are given a face full of Townsend’s screaming in “Survive”. The song transitions into an energetic and groovy beat in the tradition of funk and reggae. Next up we have “Pig”, a faster song that starts with Vai abusing the tremolo on his guitar. It is a return to the more Vai-ish spacey aesthetic, and utilizes some trippy voice samples and sounds.

This brings us to the second intermission of the album, “The Road to Mt. Calvary”…a rather frightening track full of random sounds more to set up a scenario than to relay a musical idea. It would not be out of place on a the album of the more theatrical Black Metal band. However, in sharp contrast, it transitions into “Down Deep Into The Pain”, a relatively aesthetically conservative song in the vein of classic rock. The second longest song on the album at over 8 minutes long, and features a lot of Vai’s godliness on that thing he throws around called a guitar.

The album closer is “Rescue Me Or Bury Me”. It is, to put it bluntly, a song featuring Vai soloing relentlessly, and assuring you that he is, in fact, much better at playing guitar than you and will always be better.

If the album were to have one drawback, it would be the lyrics. Cheesy, not very well thought out and just…not impressive. All of the instrumental performances are, however, nothing short of amazing.

It will be a harder album to absorb for those who are not quite in touch with more retro music featuring the power rock energy of the ’70s and ’80s, but if you can get past that barrier and just have fun with an album, you’ll enjoy this album just as much as I did and do now.

Thanks for reading.
-Stephen.

Stephen’s mostly inane and irrelevant Rating:

**** 4/5 Stars.